In all seriousness if Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr actually brings in a huge of flood of new users what will actually happen is that the ratio of people who wordlessly reblog cool photos to people who slap stupid gifs of Jared Padalecki being a bad actor on every single damn thing will tip back in a favourable direction and that’s why I’m welcoming Yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr with open arms like an unholy swarm of ravenous locusts systematically stripping the meat from my bones
— Geoffrey Robertson QC, in Crimes Against Humanity: The struggle for Global Justice (via lametisse)
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you
imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone
when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you
a good reason to not even do it
This is terrible, but it’s true.
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about
w h y
I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch