tyler posey is the type of boy your mom would trust and love so much that she’d be okay with knowing you two are banging in the guest room when you come to visit
white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face
me: bitch what u say to me
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
the bullshit straight guys say to get their dick wet is and always will be OTT
did i allow u to have fun without me
- me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight