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swampmermaids:

a lot of the pseudo romantic posts on this site stress me out bc

  1. everyone talks about eating ass but how many people actually practice good hygiene is a mystery to me 
  2. strange emoji usage+creepy baby talk
  3. most of it gives off “we gonna bone in the dumpster” type vibes

ill pray for u all

allyhatingheterophobe:

People who think I don’t already “pick my battles” greatly underestimate the number of potential battles in my path on a daily basis.

(Source: allyhatingcisphobe)

gaydiationpoisoning:

When u wanna reblog a post but it has the word “queer” in it

femalewrappers:

work by kelly rowland > beyoncé (2013)

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

*listening to music on shuffle when some drum n bass comes on* *suddenly a union jack unfurls on the wall behind me and two teeth fall out of my mouth* MASSIVE chune m8

ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker